The Plutonium Kidz

Scientists say that shadows are what happens when light gets tired and needs to lie down. This song is a tribute to the shadow of a daisy, which is probably the smallest and most pointless shadow in nature. Apart from maybe the shadow of a grain of sand.

This song brings to mind an animal which is deep-fried quite often. The chicken. Did you know that the life of the average battery hen consists of complete restriction of movement, toxic ammonium oxide gases, throat blisters, mouth ulcers, chronic pain from debeaking, prolapsed uteruses, osteoporosis, and a lovely outing to the slaughterhouse? Oh yeah, this song's about this lady who kept deep frying my heart.

This song is about the life of a storm trooper under the command of Darth Vader aboard the death star.

This song's about an Ebola-like disease which causes its victims to go into a series of convulsions, which equivocate into a dance known as the get down. We also play children's birthday parties and barmitzvahs.

This is our festive song about Christmas, which as we all know was invented by the Germans in 1843 as a way to sell more trees. The song explores the deep philosophical question: how DO you know it's Christmastime? Is it the snow? The presents? Or just that special feeling of family arguments and credit card debt?

A molecular mole is a unit of measurement used by scientists to count really small things, like atoms or my contributions to society. This song is about a mole - the animal, not the spy or the skin blemish - but at a molecular level. Which means it's very, very small. Possibly invisible.

This song tells the tragic story of a man who sells ice cream from a van. Every day he drives around playing the same song over and over, slowly losing his mind. Some say he's still out there, circling the suburbs, waiting for children who never come. Probably because it's winter.

In the olden days, before the internet, people used to train cats to do tricks in circuses. This never worked because cats don't care about humans or their stupid hoops. This song is about that failure, and the human condition more generally.

This song's about the very special time in the tree's life when it is drained of its chlorophyll and it dies for a season. I love this time because trees and forests are taking over our communities. This inferior life form should not be allowed to waste useful space in our advanced society. They're taking over.

This is a song about a superhero called Super Dude, who has the amazing power of being a dude. In many ways, we're all Super Dude - except the women, who are Super Dudette. Or maybe just Super. I don't make the rules.

This one's an ode to the last surfing rabbi in existence. Sometime on a clear Rosh Hashanah's eve you can still see him riding the curl on the Red Sea.